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blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

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  • friend:says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me:PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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❝ the only thing we’re allowed to do is to believe that we won’t regret the choice we made.❞  
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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings
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